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Jonesboro, Georgia:





A teacher was acquitted of a charge that she swapped


sex for an A grade with a 16-year-old student after she


bared her breasts to show jurors a surgical scar the


student failed to identify. 





Doris Walker, 43, was acquitted Wednesday after she


bared her breasts in private in the jury room in front


of jurors, attorneys and the judge, said Lee Sexton,


Ms. Walker's lawyer. 





Ms. Walker, a longtime teacher of biology and


physiology at Riverdale High School, was indicted this


summer on a charge of sexual assault on a person in


custody - a statute originally aimed at preventing


sexual coercion of prison inmates and patients in


mental hospitals. 





The former student testified that Ms. Walker promised


him an A in physiology if he would have sex with her.


She denied having sex with him. 


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Milwaukee, Wisconsin:





For $69, you too can look like an escapee from the


Milwaukee County Jail. 





Shirt designer George Keppler has designed a line of


blazing orange jumpsuits with the words "Milwaukee


County Jail" stamped on the back. And they're selling


like hot cakes, said Keppler. 





County Sheriff Lev Baldwin doesn't care much about


fashion. He said the shirts are simply too dangerous. 





"Bottom line: They're dumb. Real dumb," Baldwin said. 





Baldwin has asked Keppler to stop making the mock


jailware because of an incident earlier this month in


which a bus driver thought a man wearing the shirt was


an escaped inmate. 





The sheriff's department detained the man for several


hours while deputies conducted a head count at the


jail. 





Keppler complied with the sheriff's request for a few


days but then returning his jail-inspired outfits to


shops in several area shopping malls. 





About 100 of the jumpsuits have been sold since they


went on the market in July, Keppler said. He's also


sold about 1,000 jail work shirts and two or three


times that number of T-shirts since their introduction


a year ago. 


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Greenville, South Carolina:





Timothy Dale Crockett was angry at his bank for


charging huge overdraft fees. So angry, in fact, that


he allegedly robbed one. 





"It's the bank that started this," he said Tuesday as


he waited for a federal judge to formally charge him


with armed robbery. "Banking institutions are robbing


people." 





Crockett, 34, said First Federal Bank of Spartanburg


charged him almost $600 in overdraft fees because his


student loan money did not arrive in his account on


time. 





But instead of taking his anger out on First Federal,


the University of South Carolina student said he robbed


Palmetto Bank because its branches are open on Saturday


mornings. First Federal's are not. 





Spartanburg County sheriff's deputies arrested Crockett


on Monday after receiving an anonymous tip. 


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Danville, Illinois:





Cops didn't need a trial of bread crumbs to follow this


suspected burglar. 





Officers checking into an attempted robbery at an auto


repair shop on Sunday spotted a car that looked like


one involved in a burglary the week before, police


spokesman Larry Thomason said. 





Falling out of the car were gum balls. Just that


morning, a gum ball machine had been reported stolen at


a Danville business. 





Police arrested three men in the car, including


21-year-old prison guard Christopher Grant. Police have


since linked them to a string of burglaries and


attempted burglaries in two counties, Thomason said. 





All three were charged Monday in county court with five


counts of burglary and one count of residential


burglary. 





Authorities at the Danville Correction Center hadn't


decided if action would be taken against Grant, warden


James Schomig said. 


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Calgary, Canada:





The bride is a sword swallower, the groom tames wasps


and hornets and the maid of honour eats live bugs - all


in all, it was a lovely wedding.





Megan Evans and Jim Rogers were married in front of


about 200 musicians, comedians and assorted freak show


performers who witnessed the union at the Calgary


Science Centre Saturday night.





Evans, a member of the Virtual Insanity show, is billed


as Canada's only female sword swallower.





"She also lies on a bed of nails," said excited


bridesmaid Brenda Fox. Rogers is Calgary's Bee Man, she


said.





"He goes out to where people are having problems with


bees and he tames them with his bare hands, then


relocates them to a more friendly atmosphere," said


Fox, who eats maggots and worms as part of her


performance with the troupe. 





The wedding was the first one to be held in the science


centre and the couple pulled out all the stops.





Everything from projectors, slides, videos, music and


lasers were used in the nuptials.





Their honeymoon plans were kept under wraps but Fox


said the bride and groom may take a tent to some


"backwoods" area.


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Syracuse, New York:





It looked as though Annette Decker was making amends


when she handed over a $20,000 check to her lawyer in


February. 





The money was restitution under a court agreement for


the tab she had run up on four credit cards she got by


using a former boss's name. 





Everything seemed fine. 





Until police learned where the $20,000 came from. 





Decker admitted Thursday in Onondaga County Court that


she stole $28,000 from The Pyramid Cos. in rent paid by


business tenants at Pyramid's Holyoke Mall in


Massachusetts. 





Decker, 30, of Camillus, pleaded guilty to grand


larceny. She had faced up to seven years in prison but


Judge Joseph Fahey agreed to five years probation.


Sentencing was set for Nov. 19. 





According to police, Decker falsified business records


at Pyramid, where she worked as a lease administrator,


and later stole money from a Syracuse travel agency


after taking a job as the business' comptroller. She


was charged with multiple counts of falsifying records,


forgery and grand larceny. 





In April, another judge told Decker that if she stayed


out of trouble for six months, the credit card case


would be dismissed. Decker had admitted that in 1994


she used a former boss's name to apply for credit cards


and ran up bills totaling $24,000. 


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Hyannis, Massachusetts:





The high school's new $45 million wing is so soundproof


that youngsters can't hear the fire alarms - so the


school board is hiring firefighters to stand guard at


nearly $1,000 a day. 





Barnstable High School officials discovered that the


hallway alarms cannot be heard in 70 classrooms in the


new wing, which uses concrete supports and thick


ceiling tiles to make it earthquake proof and virtually


soundproof. 





Officials considered using a louder alarm or having it


routed through each classroom's public address system.


But neither plan met codes. 





Until the problem can be fixed, fire codes require the


school keep three firefighters on duty from 7 a.m. to 7


p.m. each school day. If the fire alarms sound, the


firefighters will let everyone know. 





The problem was discovered a week before school started


Sept 8. 





"This was a surprise to us," said Harry Holway, a


Barnstable School Committee member and chairman of the


building committee. 





"We went to the fullest extent of the building code and


beyond and, I think, caught the engineers off guard.


The building is so well-constructed, you can't hear the


alarms." 





Nine firefighters work four-hour shifts - all of it


overtime - at $25 or more per hour. The firefighters


will be paid out of the building project's $1 million


contingency fund. 





The building committee will discuss a permanent


solution next week. 


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